Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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