keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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