no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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