Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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