So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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