Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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