We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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