It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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