i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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