I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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