did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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