I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Semen is not good for contacts.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
All I want is dick and wine.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
