i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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