Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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