I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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