it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
