I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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