when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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