so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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