Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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