Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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