That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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