we have officially lost it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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