She's JV to your varsity
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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