HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
