Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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