Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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