fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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