Barsexuality is the new black.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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