I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you told grandpa to call you daddy
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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