Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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