Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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