Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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