I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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