...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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