Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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