I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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