we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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