a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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