if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The air taste purple.
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