they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The adults are the big ones right?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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