Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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