You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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