I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
