all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just puked most of my soul out..
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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