My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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