that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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