She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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