You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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