I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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