I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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