Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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