The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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