You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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