i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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