I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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