Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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