She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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